Monday, September 26, 2011

Do you know your ABC's....?.......Always Be Closing

Coffee is for closers.

Always be closing

always

be

closing

I love men. I do. But there are a few of you that seem to enjoy sitting around with your fingers up your ass instead of closing.

I don't want to talk on the phone. I don't want to talk all night.
I don't want to hear your anxiety without a view of your hot body, nice shoes, or sexy smile. My mere presence can put most people at ease...in person.But on the phone?

Not so much.

I'm the type of girl that's comfortable with silences and without eye contact you may interpret that to mean I'm not interested, engaged, or listening.

Please don't text me repeatedly without a plan.

In fact, if you want a date don't text me at all.

Instead pick up the fucking phone and close.

Close me.

Don't say "what's up".

Do not say "what's new".....trust me on this one.

And if you can help it, don't make small talk as it does little for you.

Tell me what you want.

You want to see me?

You want to take me to dinner?

Lunch?

State your business. If you're afaraid of getting my voicemail(which you likely will)
leave a fucking MESSAGE.

I am screening your voice.

I am screening your pitch.

I am making sure you're not calling to make "small talk".

Because that's what it is; small TALK.

On a budget? You want to grab a cup of coffee?

Tough shit.

Coffee

is

for

closers.

Monday, September 12, 2011

why erika awakening is nothing more than the tiger mom i never had

If you want to see the only woman to date I might be crushing on, click the the title of this post because the link is live.....
 Otherwise, hang out while I gripe about my life coach :)
I love her. I can't stand her. She knows her value and I know her value.....Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away Erika Awakening was on sale. 
These days are no more.
I kick myself almost daily for not booking sessions with her when her hourly rate was a measly $100.
I was too busy spending that money on filling my lungs with cigarettes....but that's another post.

Well, now you can't get her time for less than the cost of a high-end call girl.....The good news is that a session with her is going to be more productive than a session with a typical sex worker......as in you will transform. 

As a buyer I can't stand that money is the issue but as a fellow healer I respect her for charging no less than an escort.....I mean, why is something so fleeting like sex with a stranger worth more than reigniting your soul and becoming the man or woman you've been too scared to believe you could be?

There are watches and purses that cost more than sessions with erika......everything is relative.

Erika and I don't see eye to eye on everything....she moves too fast. She wants results NOW. I like procrastinating.....or at least I did.....

The title of the post is an affiliate link she provided, I'm betting on this stock to go up. I bet when you're done gnashing your teeth you are going to want to get in on the action. Her videos are pretty entertaining and they do create movement, shifts and change but only if you're ready to be a co-creator of your world.